Manure Happens by Hilma (Volcano)Volk

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TELL ME:
     by Hilma (Volcano) Volk

Tell Me:

If a little goose is called a gosling
Why a baby moose ain't called a mosling?

If chicks are offspring of chickens,
What then must be a little dickens?

If a youngster cow is called a calf,
Why a little horse is not a half?

If a pig can have a piglet,
Can't a chick then have a chicklet?

If a cat can have a kitten,
Can't a mule then have a mitten?

If little fishes are called fry,
Are little birdies not then bry?

If ducklings into ducks become,
Will saplings be saps 'fore they're done?

If a baby dog is called a puppy,
What's the puppy of a guppy?

Mares and stallions, boars and sows,
Nannies and Billies, bulls and cows,

Hens and roosters, bucks and does,
Drakes and hens, and so it goes.

I have trouble telling which from which;
And they say my dog is called a bitch!

Not to sound dumb, I'll take this route:
Whatever it looks like, I'll call it cute.


SOME DAYS
MY HAY ELEVATOR
DOESN'T REACH THE LOFT

 



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